When the judge asked me to state my profession, I was like—

When the judge asked me to state my profession, I was like—

criminalwisdom:

John Oliver (of Last Week Tonight) explains America’s prison-industrial complex. (Via)

pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

Manhunt Underway for Two Armed Gunman Who Robbed Caesars Atlantic City

Guys, GHOSTMAN is happening right the fuck now.

A robbery just happened at the same time (6am), in the same place (Caesars), at the same target, with the same equipment, using a method described on page two.

I might just have a copycat.

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

vbartilucci:

Words of advice from the good people at Evil Supply Co.

vbartilucci:

Words of advice from the good people at Evil Supply Co.

I show up at your house like—

I show up at your house like—

This cat has a stronger selfie game than I do. Also— a passing resemblance to Channing Tatum.

This cat has a stronger selfie game than I do. Also— a passing resemblance to Channing Tatum.

(Source: catsieawards)